Friday, March 28, 2003

Departing from the Hippy Crap Saving the World Stuff for a Moment to Ponder

...why I don't mind that Ta.Tu. is using lezzie identities to sell their albums.



So, SlackerStalker, why?


Because they are drawing lesbophobic fire, getting censored, and putting lez-affirming images in front of mainstream people the same as real lezzies, regardless of who ACTUALLY turns them on.



It's nice to see that Rex Wockner has lightened up a bit on his tone of "but but but but they ARE STRAIGHT" (helloooo- anyone hear of bisexuality? Anyone?) because they seem to have boyfriends at the moment. Here is his latest article about them (all typos, word choices, etc. his own):




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    INTERNATIONAL NEWS #463

    March 10, 2003

    by Rex Wockner

    wockner@panix.com

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    --> KNIFE MAN LUNGES AT t.A.T.u.



    A knife-wielding man lunged at the Russian
    lesbian-themed band t.A.T.u. during a concert in the
    Czech Republic in late February.



    Bodyguards tackled the man as he headed for singers
    Julia Volkova, 18, and Lena Katina, 17.



    According to Sky News, the girls have had bottles and
    a knife thrown at them in the past as they performed.



    "There have been incidents but there is no point
    worrying that you are going to get killed when you go
    on stage," said Volkova.



    The girls' current single, "All The Things She Said,"
    has hit No. 1 around the world and the video has been
    banned by Britain's BBC and ITV1 because Julia and
    Lena passionately kiss and make out throughout the
    clip.



    The girls have repeatedly suggested they are lovers,
    but Russian journalists claim both have boyfriends
    whom they keep hidden so as not to endanger the band's
    lesbian image, which is seen as advantageous.



    Speaking to the British lesbian magazine Diva in its
    March issue, Katina stated: "So you want to hear that
    we are sleeping together, that we are fucking every
    night? Of course we do!"



    Later, she said: "This is the message [of our video]:
    We wanted to say that everybody shouldn't be afraid of
    their feelings. If it's real feeling, why not? If you
    love, it doesn't matter if girl loves girl, or boy
    love boy or something, or girl love boy. It's just
    love and we shouldn't be afraid of this crowd's
    opinions. Stupid things."



    "t.A.T.u." is an abbreviated form of the Russian
    phrase "that girl loves that girl" ("Ta lyubit tu").
    The band is Russia's most successful pop act ever.




Now, I don't know what Rex means when he says that last bit, but I expect he means in terms of money. One of the very most popular acts of recent years is Zemfira, someone who sends everyone's gaydar off the charts, but who keeps her private life private. Here's hoping that Ta.Tu's success will create space for our beloved Zemfira to finally come out.


And P.S.-- someone on one of my lez-bi community mailing lists was holding against them that Ta.Tu wants to pose for Playboy as soon as they are both 18. As though that proves that they are straight. Whatever. I subscribe to Playboy, not Off Our Backs (*!) (anymore), because Playboy gave me a free subscription. So, bring it on, Ta.Tu. babes! At least one lezzie chick will be grateful!

(*!) Of course I meant "On Our Backs" not "Off Our Backs." I forgot: OFF our backs = anti-sex, ON our backs = pro sex. It is a bottom's world, isn't it?