From: Collin Korf - co2link@msn.com
Date: Fri, 8 Aug 2003
All homosexuals (that's what you are) will burn in hell unless you
immediately give up your perverse lifestyle *choice* and repent and
be saved by Jesus Christ. Trust Him now and avoid everlasting
torment.
Collin K.
I work at a queer human rights agency, and we get our fair share of hate mail. I especially liked the ones written by kids using their parents e-mail (Subject: Burn in Hell; From: thebrownfamily). We used to keep copies and pass them around for fun. Then it got old. Well, sometimes something still comes in that is just irresistable. When this relatively articulate piece of vitriol (above) came in, my coworker M. responded:
To: Collin Korf - co2link@msn.com
Subject: Greetings from Hell
Date: Fri, 8 Aug 2003
Life sure is great here. We met this guy named Jesus that just
happened to be a fire fighter. He extinguished the flames in the
blink of an eye, and the whole place was rebuilt . He even managed
to add a swimming pool with all the excess water and he walks across
it for fun sometimes as we all clap. The trick gets a little old
after a while, so hopefully he will learn something new next week.
Hope to see you here soon.
Have a nice weekend,
M.
