Monday, July 21, 2003

Please Join Me in Mourning

King Karl the Pufferfish of the Pirate Store at 826 Valencia (a writing lab for kids where I volunteer). Karl was cantankerous, jumpy, and defensive, but a very, very good listener. As long as you brought food.

Read here the Pirate Store blog where Karl's death announcement is currently posted.
Gollum as Advice Columnist

"I have had a crush on one of my friends for a very long time. I really want to date her."

For all you other bi-curious women out there, Gollum has some advice for you:

Ask Gollum!