Lovin' Those Gmail Ads

I have a rendezvous with a web design person -- who I've never met in person-- about a project, and he wrote me the following magic eight words:

You can’t miss me. I have green hair.

And here are the headlines of the links-- based on those eight words-- that Gmail helpfully provided in the margin:

• Remi Cuticle Virgin Hair


• No more Chlorine Buildup


• METROPOLITAN DIGEST
  
  Kansas City Star - 15 hours ago
  A baby was left at Truman Medical Center on Tuesday afternoon, and ...


• Police seek info after body found
  
  Townsville Bulletin - Apr 12, 2005
  The body of the woman, in her early 40s was found at 1.30pm at Rowes ...