some people leave no electronic footprints

which is frustratin' somethin' awful to your casual armchair stalker


I am - for it seems the forty billionth time (but really just about the third time) - trying to find some electronic footprints left by my ex-girlthing in St. Petersburg, Russia. It seems there aren't any for a fifty-something non-English-speaking butch dyke roadside-flower-kiosk-employee with no college degree and whose 15 minutes of fame was founding the first Russian lesbian club Sappho and taking them to a last place finish in team handball (Team Sappho) in the 1996 Berlin Eurogames. Look up Natasha Petrova Ivanova and you end up with too much information about an Anastasia Romanova imposter. Maybe she's going by her nickname, Ivanov. Oh well, the slacker stalker has been forced to admit defeat. Again.